So, I’m not a crazy cat lady. I don’t think so anyway. I don’t own any cats so that’s got to be a good thing right?
Basically I am going to share with you some AMAZING (please don’t judge me) cat jokes.
Q: What is a cat’s favourite cereal?
Q: What do cats use for justice systems?
A: Claw enforcement.
Q: What do you call a pile of cats?
A: A Meowntin.
Q: What do cats love on a hot day?
Q: What is a cats favourite song?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Q: Where does a cat go when it loses it’s tail?
A: A retail store.
These a just a few. Do you have any ridiculous jokes that I could tell all my friends? They’d be delighted- it’s not like I tell cat jokes all of the time anyway.